Miscellaneous: Darwin Awards

This is a quick entry because I have to reveal the parents and gender of those "crazy" kids from my last Miscellaneous. I thought I'd turn some people [those who don't spend as much time on the net as I do] on to the Darwin Awards. The site with the Darwin winners would do a much better job of explaining the idea behind the awards, but let's just say medals are handed out to those who do the right thing and eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Here is an excerpt from 2007's winner...

"The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!"

Darwin winners have to be dead, so I know you can figure out what happened to Michael. I really want to feel bad for these people...really!

Celebrity Babies!
*Story Elias - Jenna and Bohdi Elfman (boy)
Apple – Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (girl)
Pilot Inspektor – Jason Lee and Beth Reisgraf (boy)
Banjo - Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor (boy)
Moxie Crimefighter and Zolton – Penn Jillette and Emily (girl and boy)
Maddox and Pax– Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (boys)
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen – Frank Zappa and Adelaide Sloatman (girl, boy, boy and girl)
Audio Science - Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton (boy)
Coco – David Arquette and Courteney Cox (girl)
Rumer, Scout Larue, Tallulah Belle – Demi Moore and Bruce Willis (girls)
Bluebell Madonna – Geri Halliwell (girl)
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey – Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton (girls)
Reignbeau and Freedom – Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (girl and boy)
Camera – Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy-Ashe (girl)
Tu – Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (girl)
Denim and Diezel – Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (boys)
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches, Pixie, and Heavenly Hirrani Tiger Lily – Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence/Bob Geldof (girls)

*Neglected to include