USA has just aired the Christmas episodes of Monk and Psych, which as of earlier this week were still available for viewing online. Here are some of my favorite quotes:
Shawn: That may or may not have to do with the stray cat that I took in. But they cannot blame me for infesting the entire building.To see for yourself...
Gus and Joy in unison: One adult female flea lays thousands of eggs.
Shawn: That’s a little bit frightening.
Joy: Are you having a vision?
Shawn: It’s it’s a sm-sm-tiny vision.
Shawn: Cold shower, baseball stats,watching my grandmother eat meatloaf.
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Episode 309: Christmas Joy
Julie: Is that your tree?
Monk: Uh huh.
Julie: It’s cardboard.
Monk:Right. No muss, no fuss. A lot of people are doing it.
Monk:People, you know, who are me.
Natalie: What is that?
Natalie: What is that on your face? On your lip?
Monk: It looks a little bit like a mustache.
Disher: Well, I’m in charge. It comes with the job.
Monk and Natalie examine the mustache veerrry closely.
Disher: Okay, you’re making me a little uncomfortable.
Natalie: You’re making ME a little uncomfortable.
To see for yourself...
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Episode 709: Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Sad news for other Monk fans. Next season will be the last with 16 episodes. See more info here.