Quotes of 2008

• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else –- Will Rogers JANUARY 2008


• Love is like and hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. -- Jules Renard FEBUARY 2008
• It’s hard to detect good luck – it looks so much like something you’ve earned. Frank A. Clark MARCH 2008
• I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. -- Elayne Boosler APRIL 2008
• Milton Berle if evolution works how come mothers only have two hands. MAY 2008
• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? -– George W. Bush JULY 2008
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. –- Oscar Wilde JUNE 2008
• Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. -– Erma Bombeck AUGUST 2008
• Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils. -– Hector Berlioz SEPTEMBER 2008
• There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. -- Linus Van Pelt in “It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” OCTOBER 2008
• Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. -- Cora Harvey Armstrong NOVEMBER 2008
• The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. -- Joan Rivers DECEMBER 2008